|By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
“Why are you spending so much time on this
And the Lord answered, “Have you seen my spec
She has to be completely washable, but not
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped
knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything
with only two hands.”
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
“Only two hands!? No way!
And that’s just on the standard model?
That’s too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.”
But I won’t,” the Lord protested.
“I am so close to finishing this creation that is so
close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.”
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord.”
“She is soft,” the Lord agreed,
“but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or
“Will she be able to think?” asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
“Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.”
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman’s cheek.
“Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into
“That’s not a leak,”
the Lord corrected, “that’s a tear!”
“What’s the tear for?” the angel asked.
The Lord said, “The tear is her way of expressing
her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.”
The angel was impressed.
“You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.”
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They hold happiness, love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy and laugh when
They don’t take “no” for an answer when they
believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They love unconditionally.
They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.