SMART BOY!!!
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was
having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked,
"Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart
for the first Grade.
My sister is in the
third grade and I'm smarter
than she is ! I think I
should be in the
third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough.
She took Johnny to
the principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office,
the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Brooks he
would give the boy a
test and if he
failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first
grade and behave.
She agreed. Johnny was brought
in and the conditions
were explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question
the principal thought a third-grade
should know.The principal looks
at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think
Johnny can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks: says to the principal,
"Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks: asks,
"What does a cow have four of that
I have only two of?
Johnny:, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants
that you have but
I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: What starts with
a C and ends with a T
is hairy,oval,and
delicious and
contains thin whitish liquid?
Johnny: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and
pink then comes out
soft and sticky?
The
principal's eyes open really
wide and before he
could stop the
answer,
But Johnny was taking charge.
Johnny: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do
standing up, a woman
does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really
wide and before he
could stop the
answer...
Johnny: Shake hands.
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some
"Who am I" sort of
questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Johnny: Tent.
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me.
You fiddle with me
when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless
and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring.
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I
drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Johnny: Nose.
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft.
My tip penetrates. I
come with a
quiver.
Johnny: Arrow.
Ms Brooks: What word starts with
'F' and ends in 'K'
that means a lot
of heat and excitement?
Johnny: Fire truck.
The principal breathed a sigh of
relief and said to
the teacher,"Send
Johnny to University, I
got the last ten questions
wrong myself!"
Monthly Archives: July 2005
Your Birthday says your personality!
Not my own creation but just gor excited with the contents.
A friend send it to me through email and I want to post the article here. Hope you like it!
Is your birthday day 1 of the month?
Your Life
You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in
something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if
you learn to be more patient and complete what you have started, you
will be successful in life.
Your Love
You believe in love at first sight. You won’t wait to learn more about
the person. Vise versa, people who fail to impress you will hardly get
a chance to be your friend. Your emotion is on the extreme. You can
only love or hate, nothing in between and this often shows in your
_expression. Try not to end a relationship in a quarrel.
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Is your birthday day 2 of the month?
Your Life
You have great common sense but usually fail to follow through. This
might happens because you are too busy with your mission and shut
yourself from the outside world. You are clever and profound so there’s
a slight chance for self-control problem.
Your Love
Your love progress slowly, and quietly. You seem to be contented with
your unrequited love. Your are a romantic and loyal lover.
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Is your birthday day 3 of the month?
Your Life
Although you are innocent and romantic but your _expression often
mislead others that you are an active, fun loving kid. Because of your
double personality, it’s hard for others to really know the real you.
You are careful and patient.
Your Love
Your love is the greatest which often surprises others. No one can bring you to light when you are in love. Your confidence
might lead you to the track your parents disagree.
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Is your birthday day 4 of the month?
Your Life
You usually think before acting which makes your life quite easy. But
you often are the one who give yourself a hard time by being paranoid.
People might not truly understand you but you are really nice to be
around. You are cheerful and friendly.
Your Love
Still water runs deep, that’s what you are. You always surprise others
with your new character when you are in love. Your love trap often
comes unexpectedly and your love life is full of surprises.
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Is your birthday day 5 of the month?
Your Life
Although you are on the quiet side, but you enjoy excitement and
changes. Routine is something you cannot stand. Because of your extreme
confidence, you hardly ask others for opinion. You believe in leading
your own life, and you have got the gift in doing so.
Your Love
Nothing can stop you from making progress in your love life. Once you
are in love, you feel the ownership of your lover. A third party can
only makes your jealousy becomes worse.
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Is your birthday day 6 of the month?
Your Life
You are generous with people in need, sometimes to an extreme that
people find you nosey. Your hidden courage and dedication often
surprise others. Your imagination is extremely unique.
Your Love
Your love life is on the smooth track because it grows from friendship.
Although you may not make a sweet lover but your sincerity bring
happiness to your couple.
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Is your birthday day 7 of the month?
Your Life
You are sensitive to changes around you but your feeling is hardly
expressed. You hate exaggerations. Under your quiet personality, you
are rather stubborn and self-centered. These qualities are the force
behind your extreme persistence.
Your Love
You have enormous courage to please your lover. Your relationship often progress quickly.
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Is your birthday day 8 of the month?
Your Life
You have pleasant and friendly personality. People look u to your wit
and imagination. You are unpredictable and hardly complete what you
started, which sometimes create negative impact to people around you.
Your Love
Falling in love becomes your routine. Most of the time you are lucky.
You fascinate people with good taste but you never have enough with
one. Although your love progresses very fast, it never lasts.
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Is your birthday day 9 of the month?
Your Life
You often have problem in promoting yourself, just because you don’t
know how to express your true self. On the other hand, you don’t really
care what they think. This is why people misunderstand you until they
really get a chance to learn about your pleasant personality.
Opposite sex find you mysterious and worth searching. Your wit is remarkable but sometimes you are too fast to follow.
Your Love
You won’t reveal your feeling even after dreaming about the same guy
over and over. Your first love lasts forever. You are responsible to
the feeling of your lover. The chance to betray your lover is none. You
have luck with children.
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Is your birthday day 10 of the month?
Your Life
You are very capable. If you are a woman, you have high chance to be a
renowned workingwoman. If you are a man, your path to fame and honor is
near. As an innovator, you are not a good follower. You are good in
implementing your imagination and share it with others. You are always
well dressed.
Your Love
You often lose your love ones from being too jealous. You always feel
like you own the person you fall in love with and that often blows your
relationship.
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Is your birthday day 11 of the month?
Your Life
You are gracious, elegant and prudent. People admire your qualities and
some even become jealous of you. You are realistic, flexible and
adaptable. You are remarkably kind and moral person.
Your Love
You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the one you love. Your lover
will always have your gentleness, care and loyalty. You will always be
happy to hand around the one you love.
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Is your birthday day 12 of the month?
Your Life
You are friendly, humorous and full of energy. You are open-minded and
do not care for minor details. Your weak point is your hot temper.
Your Love
You are willing to start off in one-sided love affairs because you
strongly believe that you will eventually win his/her heart. On the
other hand, once you are together, you always want to do things your
way, which is often the fire starter. You usually run in and out of
love quickly.
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Is your birthday day 13 of the month?
Your Life
You are sincere and easy going. Flattering and charming around are not
your style. You care so much for freedom that often leads you to the
difficult path. Because of your sincerity, most people find you easy to
be around although you are sometimes too straightforward.
Your Love
Your gentleness, care and sincerity make you an attractive person.
Eventhough you don’t intend to be charming, but you naturally are,
especially in the eyes of opposite sex.
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